Stephanie Tanner Is A Mother Again

The question of the day is: “Why is Stephanie Tanner holding the discarded shell of Suri Cruise’s baby body?” Let that marinate. And while you do that, I’ll stick a pink cigar in Mr. Bear’s no-no, because his best friend in the world Stephanie Tanner has popped out her second BABY!!!!! And don’t you go screaming METH BABY or FAS FACE BABY, because her new daughter is completely healthy. Well, she’ll stay healthy until she hears her name…

Jodie’s boyfriend MORTY COYLE (That name…I still can’t) delivered the news to People: “Jodie was amazing and is doing great. We are now the proud, excited parents of Miss Beatrix Carlin Sweetin Coyle. Beatrix made her debut at 7 lbs., 4 oz. and 19 inches long.”

Jodie also has a 2-year-old daughter named Zoie with her ex-husband CODY HERPIN. Jodie really does love fucking on dudes with names that sound like something the doctor at the free clinic would write on your medical chart next to “diagnosed with.“

I was joking before about the name Beatrix. It has Bea (as in Arthur) and TRIX in it, so it’s completely perfect. Kimmy Gibbler Carlin Sweetin Coyle would’ve been better, but maybe Jodie’s saving that name for the next one.

Kim Kardashian Also Has Huge Breasts and Other News

   

- Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart caught kissing for realsies! OMGs!
- Danielle Staub fired from Real Housewives of New Jersey. That’s square-tit-ism!
- Suri Cruise is already telling Katie Holmes what to wear. Aw, she’s just like her daddy.
- AnnaLynne McCord reminds me of prom night all of sudden.
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Katie Holmes & Suri Cruise: Bakery Bunch

Katie Holmes takes her smiley daughter Suri Cruise for a stroll through Boston on Friday (November 6) in Mass.

The mother-daughter pair was seen picking up a few items from an American Apparel store.

Today, Katie and Suri joined Tom Cruise at Boston’s North End and were later seen picking up some sweet treats at a bakery in East Boston.

25+ pictures inside of bakery bunch Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise…

Stephanie Seymour nude in Vanity Fair and other news

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Suri Cruise is A Stuffed Squirrel Girl

Suri Cruise joins mom Katie Holmes on the set of Katie’s new movie, The Romantics, on Long Island, New York on Thursday (November 5).

The adorable 3-year-old carried a stuffed squirrel friend around with her as she walked around a wooded area with Katie.

Suri’s been keeping mom company on set since filming began earlier this week.

10+ pictures inside of Suri Cruise and her squirrel on the set of The Romantics…

Afternoon Crumbs

Suri Cruise is still on the bottle. Maybe she’s waiting until she’s old enough to trade in her baby bottle for a vodka bottle? She’s smart like that. – Popsugar

St. Angie and Bradette Jr. went to The Gap – Just Jared

Jesus is trying to take the wheel – Towleroad

Emma Thompson is trying to erase her name from that petition - Lainey Gossip

Hayden Panatroll is a refined lady in Elle – Hollywood Tuna

Sophie Monk’s face is as shiny as that trophy (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Megan Fox has outtakes – Egotastic!

The Gutte, The Stache, and The Danson will be together again – ICYDK

Mini-Me doesn’t have a mini-sized temper - Hollywood Rag

No Doubt is touchy - Socialite Life

Kristen Stewart has my kind of vocabulary – Celebitchy

David Walliams’ old piece obviously had a craving for a dried orange peel – Holy Moly!

Another game of “Guess the Celebrity Tattoo” – Cityrag

Pack up the dildos, Gayle, because Oprah is going to cable - I’m Not Obsessed

Nicolas Cage is losing money faster than he’s losing his hair – Popeater

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Hot Links

Sharon Osbourne Thinks Susan Boyle Looks Like A Furry No-No Hole – Dlisted

Joanna Krupa Is Ticklish – Hollywood Tuna

Rihanna: I Went Back to Chris Brown – TMZ

Dina Lohan: I Tried To Make Lindsay Go To Rehab And She Punched Me In The Face – Huffington Post

Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise Lunching In Long Island – Popsugar

Nicole Kidman Talks Sexual Fetish in GQ – Yeeeah

Tyra Banks To Feature “Woman With Two Vaginas” on Friday’s Show – Celebitchy

Return Of Heather Locklear To Melrose Place Clip – The Blemish

Molly Sims and her Dramatic Acting Reel Clip – DSF NSFW

Stanky Whip Mashup – PopBytes

Big Tippin In NYC – City Rag

Google’s Awesome Cookie Monster Logo For Nov 5 – Sesame Street’s 40th Anniversary

Angie Dresses Kids In Stella’s Gap Collection

Suri Cruise better watch out!

The Jolie-Pitt kids are about to threaten Princess Suri’s title of Best Dressed Baby!

Yesterday, Angelina Jolie took daughter Shiloh to The Gap in Santa Monica, CA to pick up some clothes from Stella McCartney‘s adorable new collection for the retail chain.

The mother-daughter duo, accompanied by a bodyguard, went on a full out spree, according to one source: “She purchased two complete outfits right off the mannequins, head to toe, the shoes and everything. Then she bought a couple Junk Food t-shirts, one was a Superman emblem and a bunch of Gap watches for all of the kids. She probably spent close to $500.”

We love that the Jolie-Pitt kids wear Gap instead of designer duds.

The girls were lucky to enjoy their outing free of paparazzi. How fun!

[Image via Ramey Pix.]

Links! Gossip, from your neck of the web.

Check out Christina Hendricks in her gorgeous wedding gown! Pictures from her wedding day! DListed

Mickey Rourke refuses to apologize for gay slurs. Pop Eater

Angelina Jolie replaces Charlize Theron. Find out more here – PopSugar

Holly Madison as the official “Keg Tapper”. Times are tough. Hollywood Tuna

Check out Dina Lohan’s new shoe line! Lainey Gossip

Kanye West pulls a no-show at the BET Awards. Superficial

Jessica Simpson is taunted by people claiming to have found her dog. INO

Paris Hilton is the proud new owner of a … pig.  Hollywire

Hollywood Hairstyles: Katie Holmes

Ali Landry and her adorable family! Celeb Baby Scoop

VIDEO: Lady Gaga performs “Imagine” Popsquire

Amy Winehouse got a secret boob job. Allie is Wired

GET THE LOOK! Blake Lively’s boots Frugal Fashionista

NEW COUPLE ALERT! Emmy Rossum and Adam Duritz. Celebitchy

LISTEN! New Michael Jackson song “This Is It” Popbytes

Suri Cruise looks like a caged animal. SOW

NEW PHOTOS: Suri Cruise Runs Circles Around Tom & Katie

Our favorite kid-fashionista Suri Cruise was all smiles and laughs as she played “catch me if you can” in a Cambridge, Mass park with hersuperstar parents Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise

PHOTOS: Suri In The Park With Tom & Katie

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