Ashton Kutcher Tweetin’ Mad Over Cheating Claims

Someone’s been punk’d here, and it’s not Ashton Kutcher.

The Hollywood hunk went on a Twitter offensive today, ripping Star magazine over allegations he cheated on wife Demi…

‘Glee’ Cast Gets Animated for ‘The Simpsons’Celebuzz

Glee is planning so many guest stars for its upcoming season, it only seems right that the cast should turn up on someone else’s show in return.
Cory Monteith, Lea Michele and Amber Riley will be bringing their song-and-dance routine to The Simpsons’ season premiere on September 26, and thanks to the magic of the Internet we now have a sneak peek at what they will look like in cartoon form.
In the episode, musically-inclined overachiever Lisa Simpson visits a performing arts camp and becomes enchanted with musical theater. Hmm; wonder if she’ll bust out the saxamaphone and jam with the gang…
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Cocktail Godfather Wants a Bar Fight [Copyfight]

Eben Freeman has had it with the injustice done to bartenders. “Someone needs to get sued,” the “molecular mixologist” tells The Atlantic. Cocktails used to be intoxicating fun, but now they could land you in legal trouble. More »

Real Housewives of New Jersey: Reunited and It Feels So Good Golly Someone’s Gonna Die

Just when your eyes and ears finally stopped bleeding from an entire season of The Real Housewives of New Jersey, Bravo airs a reunion special. And the ladies didn’t waste much time before…

Kate Hudson Wants To Get Married Again

Kate Hudson has revealed that she wouldn’t mind getting married again, because her divorce hasn’t made her afraid of loving someone. How cute.

She is currently dating Muse singer Matt Bellamy and insists that her 2007 divorce from The Black Crowes frontman Chris Robinson hasn’t hindered her belief that love will prevail.

She said, “It’s definitely not something I’m looking for. But the divorce doesn’t put me off. I’ll just see what happens. I think a lot of times people are terrified of love and stop themselves from experiencing it. I don’t ever want to get that jaded. I do believe in love. I believe that when you really open yourself up to love, it’s the most beautiful thing.”

She also revealed that she would love to go with Matt on his next tour, because she just loves life on the road. She added, “When I was with Chris, music was my life. I spent seven years on the road. Would I do it again? I wouldn’t shy away from a tour bus, it’s wonderful.”

Even in her everyday life, she still reminds me of Penny Lane from Almost Famous. Which reminds me, I need to watch that again.

Someone Wants To Kill Paris Hilton

Here at CelebDirtyLaundry, we’re not ones to joke about any murder attempts, but HAHAHAHAHA!!

Some nefarious evildoer just tried to break in to Paris Hilton’s house and remove her from the planet. Under any normal circumstances, this would be awful news, but since it’s Paris, we can only assume he was forced to listen to Stars Are Blind one too many times.

Paris Twitpic’d a photo that was taken outside of her home, showing the cops on her property. They arrested a man in his 40′s who was wielding “two knifes”. DUMB!

She tweeted, “So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting him.”

She advised the police that the man was banging on her windows, but didn’t get in.

Come on! He just wanted to know if Paris could come out and play! Or maybe teach her proper grammar? Hey, it could happen.

Someone Needs To Slap The Hooker Out Of Taylor Momsen [Pictures]

Gone is the sweet little girl in “The Grinch”  Taylor Momsen ,17,  leaving Radio One Live Lounge in London, Aug 23, 2010 where she had an interview with DJ Fearne Cotton.   (more pics after the jump)

In the interview Taylor talked about comparisons made between her and rocker Courtney Love who shot to fame with the band Hole. ‘It’s a compliment – she’s great, sound is very different, I think, than the Hole records, but there’s not that many females that front rock bands.’

Recently Taylor said about her trashy dressing that  she dresses for herself and the provocotive dress makes her feel good.    Seems to me the record companies know they have a winner with her.   Teens love a rebel and she fits in with that image.   Sadly rather than concentrate on someones talent record companies today try and manufacture what passes for a sexually provocative image and then market it.

‘Eat Pray Love’ Screenwriter Jennifer Salt Talks Adapting for Julia Roberts and Hollywood

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Before ‘Eat Pray Love’ could hope to recreate its mega-successful book run on the big screen, someone had to adapt the dang thing. That someone was Jennifer Salt (pictured above left) — onetime actress in films like ‘Midnight Cowboy’ and … Read more

 

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Audrina Patridge Belongs in a Bikini

   

After awkwardly dry-humping your eyes with Sarah Silverman in a bathing suit earlier, it’s only fair I post someone who was (surgically) made to be in a bikini, so here’s Audrina Patridge in Bora Bora today with whoever she’s fucking this week. Granted, there’s a questionable spot between her breasts, try thinking of this whole Read More …

Finally Someone Who Is NOT Going To Be On Glee!

We guess she doesn’t owe Ryan Murphy any favors!

Julia Roberts will not be appearing on Glee even though she’s a “great singer.”

She explains:

“(Actor) Billy Crudup and I were in a Woody Allen musical a couple of years ago and so he said, ‘Oh, you’re a great singer,’ and my husband said, ‘You are a great singer.’ So, now I’m going to say I am a great singer, (but) I’m not just going on Glee.”

Fine by us!

Did U want to see Julia on Glee?

[Image via WENN.]

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