Lindsay Lohan Out of Rehab after 22 Days [Party Time]

after 22 days at court-ordered UCLA Medical Center rehabilitation, actress Lindsay Lohan has been discharged. She was “spirited out the back” into a luxurious hot-air balloon piloted by a talking dog, and, after launching into space, was never seen again. More »

Nikki Reed, Lea Michele Hit the Blackberry Torch Launch Party (PHOTOS)Celebuzz

The red carpet was on fire — torched, you might say — at last night’s launch party for the new Blackberry Torch phone.
Glee stars Lea Michele and Mark Salling were there alongside Twilight vixen Nikki Reed and many others, who were treated to a performance by Thank Me Later rapper Drake. Click here to see everyone who came out.

Angels Get Dressed Up

Victoria’s Secret Angels Miranda Kerr, Alessandra Ambrosio, and Candice Swanepoel swapped their bikinis for skimpy dresses as they hit the party at new L.A. hotspot Trousdale celebrating the 15th anniversary of the VS swimsuit catalog. Other Angels were also on hand, so not surprisingly, there were male guests—including Russell Brand and Joel Madden— there for the view!

Emma Watson Is All Grown Up You Guys (PHOTOS)

Woah…when did our favorite little bookworm Hermione Granger grow up and get all pretty and stuff on us? Emma Watson looked absolutely gorge in a sexy lace and leather black dress at the LONDON show ROOMS New York cocktail party at Pulinos yesterday in New York City. Ditching class at Brown to party, we see how it is….oh, we kid, we kid.
Dive into our new Emma Watson gallery and let us know what you think of her sophisticated look in the comment section!

Lily Allen Would Rather Party Than Support the ArtsCelebuzz

Well, a girl has to have priorities…
“Smile” singer Lily Allen reportedly blew off the Institute for Contemporary Arts’ Annual Fundraiser Gala Party on Wednesday so she could go clubbing. 
Allen, who was scheduled to perform at the event, backed out at the last minute, claiming she had come down with tonsillitis. But the purported illness apparently wasn’t enough to keep Allen from partying—the 24-year-old songbird was reportedly spotted at London club The Social on the night she was supposed to be lending her talents to the charity event.
Come on, Lily, can’t you combine your scheduled appearances with Super-Party Fun Time? After…

Lily Allen Would Rather Party Than Support the Arts

Well, a girl has to have priorities…
“Smile” singer Lily Allen reportedly blew off the Institute for Contemporary Arts’ Annual Fundraiser Gala Party on Wednesday so she could go clubbing. 
Allen, who was scheduled to perform at the event, backed out at the last minute, claiming she had come down with tonsillitis. But the purported illness apparently wasn’t enough to keep Allen from partying—the 24-year-old songbird was reportedly spotted at London club The Social on the night she was supposed to be lending her talents to the charity event.
Come on, Lily, can’t you combine your scheduled appearances with Super-Party Fun Time? After…

Tea Party Vigilantes Out for Liberal Blood [Violence]

White extremists, angry at the passage of health care reform, are mobilizing to punish the Godless Democratic lawmakers who are responsible for the coming of Armageddon. The FBI is involved after a series of death threats. Here are some highlights.

Right-wing nutjobs have graduated from simply yelling racial and homophobic slurs at Democratic lawmakers, to direct action. Bricks have been thrown through windows of several Democratic Party offices, some with Barry Goldwater (?!) quotes attached.

Virginia Congressman Tom Perriello’s brother had the gas line to his home severed after Tea Partiers posted the wrong address on the internet. They were encouraging people to visit Perriello and “express their thanks,” for his ‘yes’ vote. The AP spoke with one of the organizers:

Nigel Coleman, chairman of the Danville Tea Party, said he re-posted the comment that originated on another conservative blog, including the address, Monday on his Facebook page. The posts were taken down after the mistake was discovered.

“We’ve never been associated with any violence or any vandalism,” he said. “We’re definitely sorry that we posted the incorrect address.”

Representative Bart “Baby Killer” Stupak received a voicemail that said:

I hope you bleed … (get) cancer and die.”

And then he got a fax that read:

All Baby Killers come to unseemly ends Either by the hand of man or by the hand of God.”

Missouri Rep. Russ Carnahan found a coffin on his lawn. And these are just a few of the incidents so far. But hey, this is just freedom of expression, the way the Founding Fathers intended!

Republican John Boehner has denounced the threats and violence, but Democrats are demanding that he come out stronger in his condemnation of the wackos in his own party.

Earlier this week, Times columnist Bob Herbert offered this analysis:

The toxic clouds that are the inevitable result of the fear and the bitter conflicts so relentlessly stoked by the Republican Party – think blacks against whites, gays versus straights, and a whole range of folks against immigrants – tend to obscure the tremendous damage that the party’s policies have inflicted on the country.”

Talking Points Memo is keeping a pin-map of the attacks and serious threats that have happened so far across the country. Sadly, it is bound to grow.

Finally, here is a Drudge headline and a subtle advertisement encouraging people to let Nancy Pelosi know how they really feel.

[Image via, Drudge]

Russian Newsweek EIC Loves Hookers, Blow [Drugs]

Just like angry former expat Matt Taibbi, the editor-in-chief of the Russian edition of Newsweek, Mikhail Fishman, likes to party the Moscow way. But it may all be a set up by the Kremlin. Or maybe not. Who knows?

The Daily Beast’s Michael Idov recaps the titillating story that involves cops, political activists, models/prostitutes, sex and drugs. Says opposition activist Ilya Yashin:

One night she called me up and asked me to come to her apartment right away. She said she had a surprise for me. The surprise was Nastya, and both of them dragged me into bed as soon as I came through the door. I’d be lying if I said I resisted. Everything was fine until Katya produced a whole pile of sex toys: dildos, whips, handcuffs, ball gags.”

Is having a little fun with some pretty ladies and some party drugs such a bad thing? Not everyone thinks so:

Let me get this straight,” wrote Ilya Krasilschik, the editor of Afisha magazine, commenting on a Facebook status update after the scandal broke and summing up much of the popular sentiment. “You fight the regime, and in exchange the regime brings you free chicks and blow? Duly noted.”

Noted, indeed!

This video, in Russian, shows Fishman chopping up a mysterious powder next to a half-naked woman. It gets good at 3:37, maybe NSFW:

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DJ Lauren Pope can play with my turntables any day

If you’re gonna toss a party, and you need a DJ, you MUST hire Lauren Pope. That is, if you can afford her and if she is available. No reason to hire a broken down lesbo like DJ Samantha Ronson. Who wants to smell her ex’s, Lindsay Lohan’s smokers breath….or perhaps something worse. Is Lauren the better DJ? Who cares! She comes with a lot of tunes and not a lot of clothes so unless you’re throwing a party for the scissor sisters of the WNBA, the choice is as clear as the silicone in Lauren’s tits.

The Real Housewives Of Atlanta: Too Scary For Television

If you haven’t heard from some of your loved ones since around 11pm last night, it’s probably because they are shivering with fear in their closets and chewing on pant bottoms for nourishment after watching the gore fest that was Kim Zolciak’s performance of “Tardy for the Party” on last night’s RHOA reunion (part dose).

You know you live in an “all kinds of wrong” world when the FCC has something to say about Janet Jackson’s nipple, but horrific shit like this ends up on our TV screens. It took me a few seconds to realize that I was not watching yet another alternate ending for Paranormal Activity.

When you make Heidi Montag look like Michael Jackson/Judy Garland/Elvis rolled into one, it’s time to keep your singing voice for shower times only. Actually, scratch that, because bathroom tiles already have a rough deal. Save your singing for the devil.

On a positive note, at least Sheree can cancel her trip to Thailand for that sex age operation, because her dick jumped out of her crotch after this public display of fuckery.

P.S. – Where is the mash-up of “Tardy for the Party” and “Party all the Time” called “Tardy all the Time“?

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