Jesus Christ!

A man in Tennessee has shared with the world his “miracle“: Every morning he wakes up to find the face of Jesus Christ staring right back at him from his car!

Hallelujah!

Jim Stevens says that the condensation on his driver’s side window continues to form in the shape of the face of Jesus. When it happened the first time, he assumed it would just evaporate. But instead, for the last two weeks, the image reappears in the exact same place every morning when he wakes up.

As you might imagine, the folks in town a pretty riled up about it and Jim says he won’t be washing his truck for awhile!

Ah, simple-minded folks are so easily entertained.

[Image via AP Images/Johnson City Press, Lee Talbert.]

‘One due east, and one due south,’ he said. ‘That be her calling card.’

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Stephanie Pratt arrested for DUI

Seen here in her only useful form, Stephanie Pratt just got snagged for DUI early this morning, according to TMZ: Law enforcement tells us Pratt, who appears frequently on MTV’s “The Hills,” was busted this morning at 3:45 AM… …read full story

Jennifer Garner & Ben Affleck: Breakfast Bunch

Jennifer Garner and husband Ben Affleck take their daughters — Violet Anne, 3, and Seraphina Rose, 8 months — for a breakfast run at a local cafe on Sunday morning (October 11) in Boston, Mass.

Later in the morning, super mom Jen was seen taking Seraphina for a walk around Cambridge.

Jen is currently supporting The Elephant Project, an organization to raise money and awareness for the Alzheimer’s Association. Get in your bid at eBay.com!

20+ pictures inside of breakfast bunch Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck…

Lazy Headline: Katy Kissed Russell And She Liked It

Yes, I’m with you on that headline, but it’s Saturday morning, so I just can’t! Anyway, here’s Katy Perry doing the walk of pride (or shame) outside of Russell Brand’s manwhore palace in London this morning. Usually The Center for Disease and Control is there to meet any chicks leaving Russell’s house, but Katy must have called them to tell them she wore a full-body condom suit while she was there and marinated her hair in Listerine before she left so there was no need for them to stop by.

Kary and Russell reportedly just came back from having a good ole’ fucking kinky sexy time in Thailand. Last night, they went to a party in London together.

I can’t really blame Katy since I’d probably venture into Russell’s crotch flea bush too even though I’d get a lecture from the free clinic afterwards. Wouldn’t be the first time.

And IN THIS ECONOMY, at least Katy and Russell can share leggings….and panties?

Mariah Carey’s dancers seem really confident about this

Mariah Carey performed on Today this morning and her backup dancers look extremely confident about picking her up. Not one of them has a look on his face that suggests a fear of hernia. Except maybe the guy holding… …read full story

All Up In Mimi’s Butterfly Cave

The Rainbow Unicorny Princess performed on the Today show this morning and everyone had their eyes on her womb area, because of the pregnant rumors going around. The dress she wore was so damn tight that if she was pregnant, we’d be able to see the outline of her baby friend, so I’m guessing she’s not. And if she isn’t, she might be now, because all of her dancer’s fingers were up in her business. Seriously, I hope they soaked their hands in Purell after their morning jack-off sessions, or else Mimi’s going to have a Hello Fetus!

Here’s a few more hilarious pictures from this morning of Mimi kissing on the dude that hosts America’s Got Talent and of her dancers getting a hernia while lifting her ass.

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Pamela Anderson models her nipples

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More On The Balloon Boy Investigation!

After their numerous sketchy TV appearances last night and this morning, the Heene family’s situation is getting weirder and weirder.
TMZ is reporting that Colorado sherriff department will be conducting interviews with the family starting tomorrow, including Falcon, to understand what exactly happened. Why the delay? A sherriff’s official said that “their physical and emotional state as of this morning is not well.”
As you know, many people are speculating that yesterday’s events were all fabricated by the family to get media exposure. Which makes sense, as the family has appeared on two episodes of Wife Swap, and have been pitching their…

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