Five Celebrity-Inspired DON’Ts For Successful Valentine’s Day RomanceCelebuzz

With the most important romantic event of the season coming up this Sunday, it’s important to remember that for all the preparations and planning, there are some seemingly minor missteps that can instantly turn candles and kisses into a lonely night sleeping on the couch.
To help demonstrate these potential pitfalls of the V-Day courtship, we’re employing five celebrities to help school you in the ways of the “Don’t”.
1.  DON’T Make Out With Your Mom in Front of Your Date
Seems obvious, but tell that to Brazilian model, Jesus Luz.  Not sure where his real date is in these photos, but what…

Madonna slipping Jesus the tongue

Madonna and Jesus Luz were photographed making out in a Rio de Janeiro nightclub last night shooting down rumors the two have split. However, these photos do confirm rumors that Madonna is a walking corpse with the power to… …read full story

Adam Lambert: “I Will Date on Tour”

• Adam Lambert is cool with being single
• Olivia Wilde celebrates Jimmy Choo in Hollywood
• Zac Efron puts his stunna shades on
• Could Cheryl Burke be making her way to Chicago?
• Mariah Carey flaunts her beach-ready bod
• See Julianne Moore in A Single Man’s poster
• Carrie Prejean may have had a reason to drop her lawsuit
• The doctor will see you now, Madonna
• Lady Gaga sports a seriously blunt haircut
• Jesus Luz and Madonna go out for the evening
• Lindsay Lohan called her dad a “loser” on Twitter yesterday after he released “years old” voicemails of the sobbing starlet pouring her heart out to him. “He needs a book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN,” she wrote, bashing her father for releasing private information. Meanwhile, mama Dina Lohan told The Post it’s “inconceivable” to her that Michael would release the tape.
• Janet Jackson is expected to speak to ABC’s Robin Roberts in her first lengthy TV interview since brother Michael Jackson’s death in June. The hour-long primetime special, taped at her California home, will air Nov. 18.
• Nicole Kidman heads to Kenya today on a mission to end violence against women. The actress will visit Kenyatta Hospital and a school tomorrow and launch an initiative by UNIFEM.

Valentino Parties With Her Madgesty

Or is it the other way around?

This past Tuesday night Valentino decided to throw a small little party to celebrate the DVD release of his documentary The Last Emperor with some of his friends including Hugh Jackman, Adrien Brody, Brian Grazer, Stephen Daldry, Martha Stewart, Marc Jacobs, Thakoon Panichgul, and Diane von Furstenberg.

Oh and we can’t forget Madonna!

Madge showed up just after 11pm, where her lover Jesus Luz just so happened to be deejaying.

Hmm, wonder how he got that job?

Madonna even made her way to the dance floor and grinded up on Bravo’s Andy Cohen. Everyone eventually followed the Material Girl’s lead including Valentino!

Sounds like some party!

[Image via AP Images.]

Madonna, Jesus Luz Paint It Black In New York

Madonna and her young lover Jesus Luz stepped out for a night on the town in New York City Tuesday, both draped in black clothes.

PHOTOS: Madonna & Jesus Step Out In New York

The Material Girl, who’s now 51, last month looked into buying her 22-year-old model lover a $2 million home on New York’s upper East Side, walking distance from her $30 million Manhattan townhouse, according to the UK Sun.

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Kristin Cavallari and Lauren ‘Lo’ Bosworth on the set of ‘The Hills’ in Los Angeles, CA.

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Madonna on SNL?

Could it be?

Is Madonna making a return to Saturday Night Live?

Reports are that the Queen of Pop will be appearing on SNL some time this season!

She’s apparently set to make her return after 16 years and word has it she’ll likely be performing. Though execs are trying to have her do both, perform and host.

We think she should do it all!! Just no cameos by Jesus Luz, please – unless he’s shirtless and doesn’t speak!

[Image via WENN.]

PHOTO GALLERY: Madonna & Letterman Share a Slice

Madonna appeared on the David Letterman show for the 8th time in her career last night.
Madge adressed rumors that she will be marrying her boy toy Jesus Luz, saying that she’d “rather get run over by a train than marry again.”
Then, after Madonna revealed that she’d never tried NYC pizza, Letterman escorted her to a nearby pizza joint and the two shared some good, ol’ fashioned pizza!
The big question remains: how many hours will she spend in the gym today working that slice off?