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Just like her buddy Kendra, Khloe Kardashian has gone to her blog to send some online love to her hubby Lamar! And, boy, is she getting deep! She writes,
“In the spirit of Valentine’s Day, I wanted to devote a special post to my best friend and my love, Lamar. It’s hard to believe that this time last year I was celebrating Anti-Valentine’s Day in Vegas, and this year,  I can’t wait to curl up with my husband in bed for an all day movie marathon!  I can’t imagine anything better. There are so many things I love about Lamar, and…

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There Must Be A Good Explanation For This

On the left is Sammy Sosa at an event back in December of last year. On the right is the same person at the Latin Grammy Awards in Las Vegas on Wednesday night. THE FUCK is right!

Sammy must have an explanation that makes some kind of sense. Either: a) This is Sammy’s idea of a Michael Jackson tribute. b) Sammy was attacked by a zombie and is well on his way to becoming one of them. c) Sammy has a skin condition. d) Sammy has straight-up lost his mind.

I’m tempted to go with D, because that explains why his eyes also look like they’ve been doused in bleach. I CAN’T!

You be the judge and the jury! Below are pictures of Sammy and his wife (who looks like a Khloe Kardashian/Gloria Estefan hybrid) at the Latin Grammys this past week. I also threw in some pictures of darker Sammy at a People event this past May.

Khloe Kardashian & Lamar Odom Practicing For Family

Newlyweds Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are already practicing for their future family, thanks to the help of friends with little ones of their own.

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It’s White Oprah’s Turn At The (Hidden) Mic

The Lohan family’s “Best of the Worst Moments Special” continues thanks to Michael Lohan. Yesterday, Radar posted a taped phone conversation between Michael and LiLo. LiLo addressed the recording on her Twitter by saying that it was recorded years ago and accused her father of editing it for high drama.

LiLo also really ZING-ed it to daddy when she wrote, “I used to think. That he needed the book for dummies on learning how to be a father. Haha-he’s needs the book for dummies on HOW TO BE A MAN.” Don’t HA HA at Lilo. Such a thing exists. It’s called “Khloe Kardashian’s Official Website.“

In addition to all that, LiLo is also looking into filing criminal charges against her father. Well, White Oprah might want to co-sign LiLo’s upcoming lawsuit, because she’s the star of a new tape Radar has just released.

In the 30-second long clip from last year, White Oprah tells Michael that she has already tried to get their daughter into rehab. White Oprah says, “She’s really sad and really hurt and really…despondent. I told her not to go to L.A. at 18…she did. I couldn’t leave these other three kids to go get her and it was, like, a mess. You don’t even know what I’d go through trying to get her into, like, rehab and stuff. She’d like, punch me in the face, kick me out of the car…like you don’t know the shit I went through trying to get her an intervention by myself. It was very difficult.“

You’re not the only one who just smiled like a farting toddler when you read about White Oprah getting punched out by LiLo. I’m sure Michael will pull a tape of that incident out of his asshole and release it on Pay-Per-View very very soon.

But don’t wave a hot knife at Michael Lohan for releasing tapes of his family’s private phone conversation. Michael said that he really has no choice. It’s the only way to clear HIS good name, “I admit, I’m being a bit selfish in releasing the tapes. But I’m tired of being lied about. I’m tired of Dina and others making me out to be someone I’m not, so now I’m going to prove to the world who the real liars are.”

Silly me. Here I was thinking (not really) that Michael releasing the tapes was his strange way of trying to help his daughter. When all along it’s been The Michael Lohan Show with special guest Linday Lohan.

Kim Kardashian: Celebrity Knock Out

Kim Kardashian helps kick off the Kardashian Charity Knock Out at the Commerce Casino on Tuesday (November 3) in Commerce, Calif.

The Kardashian Charity Knock Out, presented by Chet Koerner’s TKO Boxing and PR Entertainment Inc., included Kim, Khloe and Rob Kardashian, along with Bruce Jenner and Scott Disick, in celebrity boxing bouts to raise funds for their favorite charity, The Dream Foundation.

Kim later explained on her blog that brother Rob had suffered a concussion during his fight and that she’d gotten a black eye…sounds like a crazy fight! At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that’s what counts,” Kim shared. “Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon… I hope.”

Khloe Kardashian’s wedding to Los Angeles Lakers star Lamar Odom will air Sunday as part of the family’s E! reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

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One Dollar Baby

The Kardashian family made dreams come true yesterday by lining up to get punched out by the luckiest people in the world. The Kardashians agreed to be human (mostly) punching bags for the sake of charity. The beat down party extravaganza, which was held at the Commerce Casino in CA, raised cash for the Dream Foundation.

It sounds like everything went according to God’s plan, because Kim took a blow to the face and her brother Rob ended up in the hospital with a busted head. Kim wrote on her blog:

“When Rob stepped in the ring to fight, his opponent was at least 25 lbs heavier than him, even though the organization had assured us that they were screening the people we were fighting against and that they would be within 5 lbs of our weights! At one point Rob’s mask fell off and when he put his hands down he got hit in the face and ended up in hospital with a concussion. Rob’s a strong guy and can definitely hold his own, but he wasn’t expecting to get hit after his mask had fallen off! This guy just got really down and dirty!

We were all really angry and upset about what had happened to Rob, but I hadn’t even fought yet and I didn’t want to let the charity down, so I decided to get in the ring. My girl was a good sport, but she was tough! I knew I had to do it for charity, since that’s what it was all about, but man, my girl could throw a punch! Look at my black eye!!!

At the end of the day, we did this for charity and that’s what counts. Rob is doing fine now and my black eye will be gone soon… I hope.”

YES KIM, that black eye is absolutely Hostel-like. It’s horrific. You better take out a restraining order against the eyeshadow brush that punched you out like that.

And I don’t understand how Kim could’ve lost her bout with an ass like that. Homegirl’s ass could easily become the heavyweight champion of the world. All she has to do is wiggle it just a little bit and it would’ve been an instant KO!

By the way, Khloe Kardashian dropped out at the last minute, because she was too scared. Something in the milk ain’t clean about that. My guess is that Khloe’s opponent figured out who she was fighting and immediately dug a hole out of that bitch. Khloe could make us all blackout just by growling.

Not Stylish! Khloe Doesn’t Like Her Tramp Stamp

Khloe Kardashian is having some buyer’s remorse of the permanent variety!

While the newlywed says that most of her tattoos are “meaningful,” she admits that she regrets the tat she has on her lower back. She says, “On my lower back, I don’t like the location. I got a trendy location. It’s called a ‘tramp stamp’.”

Hey – if the shoe fits!

The tattoo is a pair of angel wings with “Daddy,” written above it, in remembrance of her late father, Robert Kardashian. She also has ‘I love you,’ written on her wrist in her father’s handwriting and the initials of new hubby Lamar Odom on her hand.

The tattoos, however, are not a family tradition: Khloe notes, “Kim told me, ‘You don’t put a bumper sticker on a Bentley.’ I guess I am not a Bentley.” That’s for sure. Still, it stinks to regret something permanently etched into your flesh.

Maybe she can get Kat Von D’s tattoo cover up!

[Image via WENN.]

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