The Booty Hole Hunter

Gerard Butler’s finger isn’t comfortable unless it’s dry massaging someone’s no-no hole (see: Jeffrey Dean Morgan), so I’m sure Jennifer Aniston is used to his finger banging shenanigans.

TMZ has a bunch of pictures of Gerry Butler giving it to Aniston while posing for a picture with a fan in Paris. But seriously, we can try to explain this a million ways. We can say that Gerry is performing the Bobby Brown maneuver on Aniston by trying to pop one of her doody bubbles. We can also say that Gerry is trying to resuscitate Aniston’s unconscious genitals. But we all know what’s really going on here. This is Aniston’s way of flipping off the Brangeloonies.

And here’s some pictures of Aniston and The Butler at the Paris and Berlin premieres of The Bounty Hunter. You already know where his finger is in most of these pictures. Get that shit (pun intended), Gerry!

Jennifer Aniston: Le Stresa Sexy

Jennifer Aniston heads to dinner at Italian restaurant Le Stresa on Friday night (March 26) in Paris, France.

The 41-year-old actress is in town to premiere her latest movie, The Bounty Hunter, with co-star Gerard Butler. On Sunday night, the twosome will hit the red carpet in the French capital. Jen and Gerry will then hop countries and premiere their movie two more times in Europe.

10+ pictures inside of Le Stresa sexy Jennifer Aniston…

Gerard Butler Captures The Crowds

Gerard Butler signs autographs for fans and takes photos of the crowd gathered for him outside of a studio in Hollywood on Wednesday (March 24).

The 40-year-old Scottish actor is currently promoting How to Train Your Dragon, where he plays Stoick, an old-school chieftain of the brawny Viking tribe. “It was a little too soft, a little too sensitive,” he said of his initial voice work. “I wanted him to sound like he was basically talking from his ass.”

So Gerry headed back to the studio to rerecord his lines. “That was about six days ago! I actually don’t even know if it’s even in there yet,” he told the Herald Sun. “In fact, I meant to ask. Because if you’re saying it’s big already then I’m a little worried about it!”

10+ pictures inside of Gerard Butler capturing the crowds…

Gerard Butler Sings ‘L.A. Woman’ on Leno

Gerard Butler is shown a funny picture on a digital camera as he leaves a show at the Laugh Factory in Los Angeles on Tuesday night (March 23).

Last night, the 40-year-old Scottish actor gave an impromptu performance of The Doors’ “L.A. Woman.” Gerry sang into the commercial break during The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Watch the women go wild and scream like crazy below!!!

Gerard Butler: At The Copa, Copacabana…

Gerard Butler and 300 co-star Rodrigo Santoro look like they’re having a great time together in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on Saturday (February 13).

The 40-year-old Scottish actor hung out with Rodrigo, 34, in Copacabana (in the southern part of Rio) during Carnival, a huge annual festival held in Brazil.

On Friday, before jetting off to Rio, Gerry was spotted out at an L.A. office to receive therapy for a shoulder injury. Hope it heals quickly!

Gerard Butler: GQ Men Of The Year 2009!

Gerard Butler hams it up for the cameras per usual and flexes his muscles at the GQ Men Of The Year 2009 award ceremony on November 3, 2009 in Munich, Germany.

The 39-year-old Scottish stud and Lindsay Lohan reportedly got cozy at the Sol Kerzner Mazagan Beach Resort launch in El Jadida, Morocco, on Sunday night. Linds addressed the Gerry rumor as well as rumors she dated model Petey Wright in a Twitter post: “WHO HAS THE TIME! such lies – it keeps me laughing.”

Also spotted on the red carpet: Designer Tom Ford.