Stephanie Pratt Arrested For DUI!!!!

Multiple sources are saying Stephanie Pratt was arrested for suspicion of DUI around 3:45 a.m. on Sunday morning in Hollywood!!!

What a dumb bitch! So easily avoidable!!!

We also wonder what exactly the “former” drug addict was driving under the influence of!

Pratt is currently residing in a Hollywood jail cell with her bail set at $5k.

We can’t believe Spencer has yet to make a statement!

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Michael Bay Defends Megan Fox (Sort Of)

Yesterday, Megan Fox was slapitty slap slapped by 3 crew members on the Transformers movies in an open letter posted on Michael Bay’s website. The crew members called her a dumb bitch who is ungrateful and doesn’t want to see the pyramids of Egypt. Or something like that.

Today, Michael Bay, who probably wrote that smackdown himself after crying in a hot shower because Megan called him “Hitler,” took down the open letter. In its place, Michael posted this:

“I don’t condone the crew letter to Megan. And I don’t condone Megan’s outlandish quotes. But her crazy quips are part of her crazy charm. The fact of the matter I still love working with her, and I know we still get along. I even expect more crazy quotes from her on Transformers 3.“

And in Michael Bay-talk “crazy,” means “dumb, slutty and bitchy.” And by “working with her,” he means “jacking off to the footage from the hidden camera he placed in her trailer.”