Angelina Jolie To Play Sleeping Beauty’s Villain Maleficient

Angelina Jolie is turning to the dark side – she’s in talks play the wicked fairy godmother in a live action remake of Sleeping Beauty.

Fantasy filmmaker Tim Burton will direct the modernized version of the Disney classic following the success of Alice In Wonderland, and Jolie will add her star power to the project as famous villain Maleficent, according to the Los Angeles Times.

Alice In Wonderland has become America’s highest-grossing movie of the year so far after taking $116.3 million earlier this month in its first three days on U.S. release.

Jolie is currently shooting The Tourist with Burton’s frequent collaborator and Alice In Wonderland star Johnny Depp.

Sleeping Beauty is one of my ultimate favorite Disney movies ever!

How To Train Your Dragon Schools Hot Tub Time Machine!

The latest effort from Dreamworks, How To Train Your Dragon 3D, dominated the box office this weekend!

The 3D kids flick is expected to earn $43.3 million by the weekend’s close, knocking Alice In Wonderland off its high horse to the #2 spot with $17.2 mil, and Hot Tub Time Machine taking a solid third, earning $13.6 million on its opening weekend.

Sorry, John Cusack!

The kiddies rule the box office!

Kim Zolciak’s Voice Was Tardy For The Party

The Real Housewives of Atlanta threw a Halloween party on Friday night and Kim Zolciak decided to terrorize the audience with a live performance of Tardy For the Party. Obviously, Kim was singing over a track since it’s sort of in tune (SORT OF). If she used her real voice, a pack of wild coyotes would’ve busted through the club thinking one of their young was in danger. Don’t get me wrong, it will still leave your ears wanting to dial 911.

And Kim needs to sit down during her “performances,” because she dances like a bowlegged granny who recently had hip replacement surgery (no offense to bowlegged grannies who recently had hip replacement surgery).

Below are some pictures of the housewives in costume: Kim (as a slutty Alice in Wonderland), Sheree (as Hercules), Kandi (as a disco something-or-another) and Lisa Wu (as Dwight). See more pictures at Talking with Tami.

Jessica Alba ‘Screams’ at Johnny Depp

Jessica Alba presents Johnny Depp with the Most Anticipated Fantasy Movie for Alice in Wonderland during Spike TV’s Scream Awards 2009 held at the Greek Theatre on Saturday (October 17) in Los Angeles.

The ceremony will air on Spike TV on Tuesday, October 27 @ 10PM ET/PT. The event honored the best in sci-fi, horror, fantasy and comic-inspired movies and TV shows.

10+ pictures inside of Jessica Alba ’screaming’ at Johnny Depp…

Johnny Depp: Keith Richards is Rock Immortal!

Johnny Depp presents a stake to Rolling Stones legend Keith Richards with the Rock Immortal award during Spike TV’s Scream Awards 2009 held at the Greek Theatre on Saturday (October 17) in Los Angeles.

“I liked the living legend, that was all right, but immortal is even better,” Keith said before accepting the honor.

Spike TV paid homage to the single coolest guitar legend on the planet with a SCREAM-worthy tribute from some of Keith’s most die-hard fans

Depp also accepted the Most Anticipated Fantasy Movie award from Jessica Alba for Alice In Wonderland.

25+ pictures inside of Johnny Depp honoring Keith Richards…

Now Dogs Can Enjoy Whore-O-Ween Too!!!

Every Halloween, bitches of all ages and sizes stuff their asses into fishnets to walk the streets looking like they will suck every last dollar out of you. But why should humans be the only ones doing ho shit on October 31st? Let’s drags our pets down the slut road too! Pimps up, dogs down!

Consumerist pointed my ass to a few sites selling “sexy dog Halloween costumes” and matching whore outfits for you too! You can dress your dog up as a “Sexy Alice in Wonderland Scarecrow” (whatever the dick that is) or as a “naughty French maid.” Blame Paris Hilton.

I’m going to save my coins, because my dog already walks around like a big skankity skank skank. I mean, he struts the streets totally nekkid and that’s about as whorey as you can get.

Mad Jewelry

There was a wild tea party at Vegas’s MAGIC yesterday, hosted by Disney and Tom Binns. That’s because in an effort to hype up Tim Burton‘s Alice In Wonderland, Disney has coordinated a series of Alice-inspired fashion collaborations, and Tom Binns’s jewelry collection is the first to debut.

The Spring 2010 collection is comprised of six limited edition baubles ranging from $1000-$2000, as well as a cheaper 35-piece line ranging from $100-$500.

Binns says, “This timeless story of Lewis Caroll married with the wonderful world of Disney and Tim Burton’s interpretation offers so much philosophical fantasy and peculiar surreal imagination. It opens up a labyrinth of doors for my paticular way of seeing the world, allowing me to express my fashion experience with my interest in art and cinema. Alice is the perfect story to release that creativity and I cannot imagine a better story to cultivate my relationship with Disney.”

We’ll say!

Check out the clip above.