Lindsay Lohan is having an awesome week

Here’s Lindsay Lohan leaving a house party Saturday night while her feet are enveloped in coke like she’s Pigpen from the goddamn Peanuts. I know I shouldn’t be as amazed by these pics as I am, but to put… …read full story

Kelly Bensimon in a bikini isn’t helping

Christ, what a shitty day for bikinis. Here’s Kelly Bensimon in Miami yesterday and between her and Serena Williams it feels like my choices were between Over-tanned Joe Perry with Implants or Darth Vader. Obviously I chose both which,… …read full story

Heidi Montag is gonna make it

With The Hills being taken out to a field and shot, Heidi Montag is excited to begin her career as a “full time motion picture actress.” In fact, she even wrote a screenplay to get things started. I’m not… …read full story

More Victoria’s Secret Goodness and other news

- Beyonce is NOT pregnant, people. However, if Jay-Z’s too busy, I’ve got time and an aversion to condoms. Just throwing that out there. [PopEater] – Miley Cyrus don’t love Billy Ray no more. [Lainey Gossip] – Wow. Way… …read full story

Serena Williams in a Bikini

Here’s Serena Williams in Miami yesterday and without fail I’m going to be called a racist simply because I don’t express an immediate need to intercourse her in the face like I would, say, Bar Refaeli. Which is bullshit… …read full story

Jesse James’ ex wants to be friends with Sandra Bullock

In light of the all the Nazi banging and gorilla nicknames, Jesse James’ ex-wife Janine Lindemuller wants to make nice with Sandra Bullock in the best interest of James’ daughter Sunny. TMZ reports: Earl Miller — Janine’s confidante and… …read full story

OMG! It’s Miley and her boyfriend.

Here’s Miley Cyrus and her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth at the LA premiere of their new movie The Last Song, and it’s nice to see Miley with a boy who looks like he’s actually enjoying the Hollywood-permitted statutory rape. I… …read full story

Michelle Bombshell, I’m listening.

Seen here in San Diego yesterday, Michelle Bombshell fired off the following missive on Facebook last night in which she addresses the entire blogging community her tattooed tits completely buoyed this week: For all you internet warriors on here… …read full story

Everything That is Right and Good in the World.

Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio celebrated the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret Swimsuit Catalog today which suddenly makes me feel old as shit. It seems like only yesterday I was squirelling away issues under my mat …read full story

Bar Refaeli in lingerie and other news

- Bar Refaeli is aware she can survive without Leonardo DiCaprio thanks to their “break.” That should end well. [PopEater] – Octomom will help PETA promote spaying. Octomom. [Dlisted] – Katherine Heigl uses spending time with her family as… …read full story

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